Saturday, April 21, 2012

Warning, Do-not-do, I must apologize, I'm gonna sue you Nation

It's water folks
No nutritional label is needed


Apologizing for my being
Gap pulls Manifest Destiny shirts
/gap-pulls-manifest-destiny-t-shirt-gets-history

Do Not Do
Nissan has a commercial out where people watch (tarp) covered cars drive down the street. I'm waiting for the day when someone tries this, then sues. Or did they NEED a disclaimer in order to show this fantasy in order to protect themselves from retarded sue-happy Americans and the idiotic judges that hand out such lavish rewards for being stupid?


Warning
The coffee is hot! They already warned you. They've already been sued.
Mc D's coffee
Chicago woman asks her grandaughter to throw empty coffee cup away. 4 year old teaches grandma that 4 year olds do whatever they want. Grandma realizes that after grandaughter burns herself on new coffee that she is a stupid grandma. Sues Mc Donalds.


Sue you
Parents are ultimatily responsible for what goes into their kid's mouths. They should bitch at the schools. But, they have to be stupid to buy shit at the grocery store and get mad about what they bought. Ads always lie. Companies are just like politicians, just need you on their side till they get their mojo.
Nutella settles lawsuit


Say or do what's on your mind if you feel compelled to.
Just stop apologizing!

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